Building a Better Birthday Party | Ep. 290

Quick Question with Soren and Daniel

Quick Question Podcast

Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Daniel asks Soren what his dream children’s birthday party would look like—and is horrified by the answer. They discuss the grim realities of modern parenting etiquette: napkins that disintegrate on contact, unguarded bathroom doors, and the impossibility of feeding both adults and children. Plus: Spider-Man party flirting, a Chuck E. Cheese beatdown, and why kids no longer open presents in front of each other.

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0:00.0	I've got a quick, quick question for you all right.
0:05.0	I want to hear your thoughts, I want to know what's on your mind.
0:09.0	I've got a quick, quick question for you all right.
0:13.0	The answer's not important, I'm just glad that we could talk tonight.
0:17.0	So what's your favorite?
0:19.0	Who did you get?
0:20.0	When do I be? i be remember was it out
0:22.6	worded all that go do we know oh forget it saw a movie daniel o'brien two best friends and comedy
0:31.6	writers if there's an answer they they're going to find it.
0:38.0	I think you'll have a great time here.
0:42.0	I think you'll have a great time here.
0:51.8	Hello, again, it's the podcast.
1:01.5	Quick question with Soren and Daniel. We're here. I'm the Daniel part of that. Soren is the sword part of that. Sorin, how you've been? How are you?
1:11.0	I'm doing great. I was just thinking, I generally, before this podcast starts, I will go do a little check in the mirror and I'll be like,
1:12.2	should I wear this shirt?
1:14.6	Let's find a shirt that like I have no one's seen in a while.
1:19.5	Let's find a shirt that would like be like something new, something that I can throw at them.
1:24.8	And then I see your shirt and I'm like, fuck, I should have worn that shirt because I think we have identical shirts.
1:30.3	Thanks to Shopify for supporting quick question.
1:37.1	Shopify is a platform designed for anyone to sell anywhere, giving entrepreneurs the resources once reserved for big business.
1:42.0	Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com slash QQ.
1:45.9	I do like that one a lot.
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