Bugle 4157 - Fart The Police

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News, News Commentary, Satire, Test Match Special, Comedy, Chris Addison, The Last Post, Nish Kumar, Urncast, Tiff Stevenson, Hari Kondabolu, Alice Fraser, Andy Zaltzman, The Gargle, Mildly Informed, Politics, Top Stories, John Oliver

4.8 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2020

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Andy, Alice Fraser and Helen Zaltzman reflect tour global news stories, including gaseous Austrians, incompetent Brits, cheeky Kiwis and sexy American TV.

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Alice Fraser

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0:00.0	Imagine the world wasn't like it is.
0:02.8	Well, I mean, there'd still be that guy.
0:05.0	And that guy.
0:06.1	And the one who needs the eye test.
0:07.8	But there's also...
0:09.2	Sexy literature.
0:10.4	It's not until her showed is coincidentally ripped open during a fight with the winged
0:14.2	whiffens of the northern wastes revealing her creamy breasts.
0:17.4	The Dermian realises the archer he has been befriending is his left behind love.
0:21.6	Water.
0:22.5	Cravings.
0:23.4	Hunger.
0:24.2	A deep aching longing.
0:25.9	Try half a glass of water.
0:27.8	It won't fix everything, but it'll help a bit.
0:30.2	Jim's Jim and Jimnasium.
0:31.7	Have you been pumping your booty?
0:33.2	Booty's are in.
0:34.0	They used to be out, but now they're in by which I mean to say they should stick out.
0:37.4	That's good now.
0:38.6	Join me, Alice Fraser, on the last post.
0:41.6	It's like the bugle, but shorter, hornyer, weirder, and dailier.
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