The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world!

Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to whatever you want to call this podcast.

Just make up your own name for it.

We'll give you some vague guidance this podcast is called The Bugle, but if that doesn't

suit you, call it whatever the fuck you want.

One of these Ultraman's magic toenail show may be Sharkslam 5000, or Fox News with Nick

Macchiavelli, or even why don't Turtles have tits?

It's entirely up to you.

I am who I think I am, I am where I am, deal with it losers, and joining me this week

are a bucket of eels, fresh from an experiment which has shown that yes, they would be a more

effective leader than at least two current heads of government of G7 nations.

Don't get cocky as slithery little shit, that is no achievement whatsoever, and I'm

also joined by a palpable sense of global baffle months and everything, and B, two bugle

co-hosts from Australia, Alice Fraser, and from India, AdoVabpal, hello both of you.

Slosh, slosh, slosh, and me, I'm the Bugle of eels in this scenario I feel.

And in that case, I am the global confusion, I think, the global baffle.

I see very much as a voice of global baffle month, I think that is what you've been put

on this planet today to express the baffle months on behalf of humanity.

Well, I don't know if you guys read about this, but as of yesterday, Mumbai was supposed

to be hit by a locus attack, so we've had cyclones, we've had, of course, this ongoing

thing, whatever you want to call it, this COVID thing, which is so passé now, and we were

now going to get hit by this giant locus attack that was supposed to eat all the crops

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