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Hello, Bugleers! Welcome to the Bugle live stream live.

Uhm, uh, during the course of the show we will have all the news in the world's of technology, food, other stuff, the world, America which is to all intense and purposes now entirely separate.

From the world, Britain, Ditto, there will be full frontal nudity but only other peoples in a news story, not that kind of show.

And a very, very, very special 200th birthday. We will also put right all the wrongs in this flawed planet of ours.

I'm just doing that as subject to legal challenge, as always.

And we'll keep you up to date with all the breaking news from around the world.

I'm just hearing in fact, on the wires that America has declared itself a rogue state and launched a war against itself.

Also, this being a lockdown live stream show. It means legally we are obliged to include a quiz.

All lockdown shows have to have a quiz that's advised in the world health organisation who absolutely love quizzes.

How did this virus start? How do you stop diseases spreading?

And what type of leadership does worst in a pandemic? That kind of thing.

Also, quizzes recommended by the British government. That is their official advice that they've scraped out of the toilets,

wherever they keep their infinite number of policy-formulating monkeys with tightwifers.

Quizzes, of course, are recommended by the Boris Johnson regime on the grounds that if people are trying to answer questions right,

they will not have time to ask questions right. So we will be bringing you the inaugural

Bugle Live, excessively multiple choice live prize quiz with no prize.

But first, are you sure it's uncomfortable? I will take that as a resounding yes.

Let's meet our Bugle co-hosts this week. Technology and Zeus permitted, joining us.

And what is where she is appropriately enough?

Already the 17th of May, World Telecommunications Day, no less.

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