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Hello Bugles and welcome to issue 4,125 of the Bugle, audio newspaper for Avis World.

This week's show has recorded live at the Stand Comedy Club in Newcastle on Tuesday

8 October in the rather ridiculous year of 2019, with the decade careering towards its

end, wandering what on earth it's done with itself and hopefully why.

So if some parts of the show seem already a little out of date, do not blame me, blame

the unstoppable march of time and above all blame this planet and the people who live

there of whom I am admittedly one hands up no complaints, live and learn.

There will also, after this, be a plug for a new show Chris is producing.

So Chris, crank up the Bugle atron.

So welcome to the Bugle, I think very much for coming and what I particularly enjoyed

so far in the show was the surprised silence when the announcement was made earlier on

that this show was a full house.

And apologies to any long-term Zoltzmann fans or indeed people who have come to see me

at this venue before who were expecting to have a couple of tables to themselves or maybe

stretch out along a row of seats at the back behind the curtain they usually used to

corden off the back.

So welcome to the Bugle, this is the Bugle live doubling up as issue 4125 of the Bugle,

who listens to the Bugle regularly.

Yes, thanks very much for coming, who has never listened to the Bugle?

Well, I do hope you enjoy it, there may be certain parts of the show that are slightly

confusing, for example, when people shout this to Chris.

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