The Bugle, Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello Bugleers, and welcome to issue 4,123 of the Bugle Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

on this 27th September 2019, I'm Andy Zoltzman, again, and still you can't change me,

and I'm here in London, here in town City whose name, of course, derives from the ancient

old, breathonic language term from the pre-Roman times, which roughly translates as place where

people shout at each other for no discernible purpose. Joining me in the capital of this

disputaceous nation, welcome back to Nish Kumar. Hello Andy, hello Bugleers, I'm back,

yes, I'm Bugle since the summer, yeah, I've got blue balls, I've got bugle balls, family

shunny, I'm just trying with that. Andy, I don't get the opportunity to praise you

often enough, right? Let me rephrase that, I frequently get the opportunity I rarely

take the opportunity to praise you, but I have to say, especially your capacity for

pun runs, but I have to say, I'm in the middle of the series of a television show that I

present called the Mash Report in the UK, and we got a negative review in the Sun Newspaper,

which is not particularly surprising, as the Sun Newspaper has historically not reviewed

my race well, and they decided to lead off their negative review with a headline that said

not Mash Point in show with no sense of Kumar. Now, even in comparison to some of the,

and I use this word, entirely accurately, atrocities you have committed on this podcast,

that as a play on words is absolute horseshit. Do they think that my name is Nish Humor?

That's that strong work to slam someone with a pun. Pretty much the logical endpoint of

what's my career? Satire and Ponyery. Joining us from the other side of the Atlantic and ocean,

which is being besieged by political lunacy. Welcome back to a man who also appeared on a live

bugle show earlier in the year in New York itself, Josh Gondelman. Hello, thank you for having me.

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