We have two live gargle shows at the Edinburgh Fringe.

Please come along to the Edinburgh Fringe, the 15th and the 22nd of August.

I will be there and an array of delightful guests.

So book your tickets now.

Go to thebugelpodcast.com, forward slash live to buy tickets.

The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, bugleers and welcome to issue 4,070 of the Bugle the World's single,

Reliable Source of 100% Reliable Anti-Truth in a universe of confusingly self-proclaimed fact.

I am Andy Zoltzmann and if I had a pound for every time someone has asked me

for the secrets of how my hair looks so amazing.

This is a podcast.

The how my hair sounds so amazing every single week on this show.

I will be a very rich man indeed.

Joining me today is the woman who last time I saw her was about 20 feet tall on a massive screen

in Seattle, rummaging through the contents of my shed during the recent Bugle live show.

I will have my vengeance in this life all the next.

It's Alice Fraser.

Hello, Andy.

Hello, Bugleers.

I am normal sized again.

Very disappointed to be so.

Yes, it must be hard to come down from that.

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