Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Uglars!

The older silent treatment is out, I said, hello, Uglars!

Okay, you'll not be pleasant with the other end of this microphone.

I am Andy Zoltzmann. I'm in London, the famous British celebrity,

that plays host to such famous tourist attractions,

as St Paul's Cathedral, statistically, one of the most successful cathedrals in the world,

based on the percentage of prayers answered by the Almighty Lord. It's at 14.89% currently,

which is very high up the list, although St Paul himself, of course, never came to London,

but recognisable brand. Also in this city, we have the River Thames, one of the best performing

rivers in its length category, the sub-250-mile river class, particularly after the

Star Russian River, the Volga, was disqualified after turning out to have been more than 2,000 miles

too long as there nothing the Russians won't cheat. I got the 70-kilometer-long Syrian river,

the Yarmouk, to pretend it was the Volga. Band them all, I say. Other attractions in this city

include some benches, a hedge, Eric the pigeon, still pecking away, amongst the other pigeons,

once apparently pecked some seeds out of the hands of one of the spice girls, according to rumour,

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