Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

Ha la, that was my stop.

Chris is 100% going to leave that in, by the way.

Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers.

And welcome to issue 4,056 of the Bugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

For the week beginning Monday, the 15th of January, 2018 with me,

and the resultsman, the man who is too professional, Paul Bolting.

What Donald Trump used to be to the American presidency,

in that I'm obviously not cut out for the job, but secretly, I'd quite like to give it a go.

Just that of curiosity.

And if you can, whatever it do, do it.

People will enjoy my inevitable fall.

This week, I'm joined by two hemispheres worth of Bugel co-host from the northernmost

half of a planet in the entire history of the world. It's Nish Kumar.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers.

Welcome back. We will get to your latest showbiz story, surely.

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