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We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

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If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hey Andy, how you doing?

Yeah, fine, Tom. Welcome to Australia.

Yep. Surprise to see you alive.

Well, you did try and kill me off in, I say, 200, obviously.

But no, no, no, welcome. Welcome to Australia. Apart from it, did you come here by boat?

Not this time. Good, okay, because if you came here by boat, you're very f***ing not welcome.

In fact, have these one-way tickets to a tropical hellhole.

Anyway, yes, welcome. Welcome. So, yeah, how's it going? How's David Cameron going?

Uh, Cameron. I've heard he's fine. I've heard he's...

Good, good. And Barra Kabbama, how's that all going?

Yes, he's... Where have you been?

Oh, look, well, we'll just ask John. Hey, John, how you doing?

Oh, now there's some news I've got to explain. John?

I've really got to explain this.

What have you done? What have you f***ed done to John?

Well, at least Chris, you can have a busy job.

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