Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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2016, October. In a world where ducks fit a quack, where truth is sitting in a dark and room,

saying, ow, after being clouted repeatedly on the head with the icy fossilised mammoth

wang of political manipulation, where nothing is what it seems and what it seems is not what it

seems in any case. And even if it were what it seems, no one would believe it was what it seems

and would assume it was not what it seems or a very best. But it's only what it seems because

I think the point has been made where history is sitting up in its office saying,

ow, slow the fuck down people, I haven't finished writing the last thing up and B,

what the fuck is going on in that world? Only one thing can possibly save humanity from itself.

And that thing is everyone growing up. That's a bit of a long shot. So instead, you'll have to make

do with. Yes, hello, Buglers. And I really mean it this time and to prove it, I will say it again.

Hello, Buglers. The world's leading and only audio newspaper for a visual world is back

for season four. After the 272 episode season one, the 21 episode season two and the summer

abortive one episode long season three. This is season four, which if all goes according to plan

will be at least 10,000 episodes long, which has taken us to the year roughly 2266, which is

one I want to stop because that's was my grandparents phone number when I was a kid, double two, double six,

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