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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 288 of the Bugel for Weekending, 27th of February 2015 with me

Andy Zoltzman back up on the correct side of the equator after a 38-hour dothed or journey

that I'm still not sure psychologically has fully ended or indeed will ever end.

But I am allegedly in London and one nil up in the most number of weekly topical HBO shows

currently on air. But one nil down in most jet lagged Bugel co-host, it's the man who mangles

the oranges of obfuscation, balls them up with this sweet, sweet sugar of satire to make the

marmalade of moth that makes that topical toast slip down a tree. It's John Oliver.

Hello Andy, hello Bugelers, welcome the right way up Andy, welcome back.

How does it feel to have the blood in your feet rather than in your head?

Awesome, that's how the human body works, it's one or the other.

Yeah, I mean it was interesting to do my gigs down in New Zealand that end up in the punchlines

first and the set up second they just go around the other way.

That's right, all the logic goes backwards. It's f***ing cold here Andy.

It is face-bitingly cold, it is air-slappingly cold and there's a car outside my office which

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