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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World.

Hello, we euglers and welcome to issue 285 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a visual world with

me and his ultimate live. In London, in a new studio this week, just around the corner from

St Paul's Cathedral, little Chrissy Rins, Bulwess Big Top for Big Baby Jesus. And in New York City,

USA, it's the future head of FIFA himself, the British American ambassador to Australia,

it's John Oliver. Hello Andy, hello, euglers. If I cannot run FIFA into the ground,

I'm doing nobody can. What I'm willing to offer is more competent than it's seen in the past.

That is my final and only offer. That is an extraordinary claim to be able to do that, John.

I mean, you've been a man of many abilities. I don't make it lowly Andy. I'm not qualified to do

that job. I think I will harm the institution, but I know that's not enough because

St Paul's already can take me on that. I know I need to get more incompetent faster and harder,

but I'll say I think I can do it. I mean, I can't see how you will do that other than

filling the FIFA building with livestock and slaughtering them all with your bare hands.

Well, I'm not, I'm liberty to say whether that is or is not my platform. I will say that I have

300,000 pigs. I'm ready to challenge. Tragedy news is Saudi Arabia, I just came in yesterday,

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