Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 279 of the universe's prime source of reliable lies.

Thebugel, I am Andy Zoltzman and I have the paperwork to back up that claim live in London,

Ditto and joining me from the icy wastelands of America were angels fear to tread.

Logic with their mostly quite old, the angels and the cold really gets to their joints.

You know, 85% of all angels suffer wing arthritis once they're more than a millennium old.

Anyway, it is the warming mug of satirical soup in the frozen picnic of frontline politics.

It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers.

Well, to start, Andy, I did indeed come perilously close to doing this bugle from inside a 15 foot snow drift.

Because on Tuesday, I was supposed to do a gig in Buffalo,

which you may have seen on the news as being the recent recipient of an almost cartoonish amount of snow.

I was about to leave for the airport when I heard a news report describing Buffalo

experiencing something called thunder snow.

It's never a good sign, Andy, when you hear about the form of weather,

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