Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

By an unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 268 of Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a mercilessly visual world.

For the week ending Friday 9th of May 2014, that's right. We are now temporarily at least

switching to a Thursday recording in an effort to make news happen one day sooner,

thus giving the planet a crucial competitive advantage on its rivals.

Tell us about the number one ranking in the solar system. I'm Andy Zoltzman Live in London,

the city that has once again beaten its old Siberian rival, Verkoyantz, in its annual head-to-head

who can have the warmest winter contest, 150 wins in a row, barely even be bothered to celebrate

anymore here in London and a New York City, a 21st century entertainer in a 20th century city,

using 19th century technology, a telephone, wearing an 18th century wig, as he always does for this

recording, and with a 17th century attitude to America, just stop the dutch getting hold of it,

everything else will take care of itself. It's John Oliver.

Hello Andy, hello Bugleers. Well, the HBO show is up and running, or the very least

up and walking, the point is it's up. And thank you so much to Bugleers who are tuning in,

and to Bugleers who are not tuning in, let me simply say this. What the f*** are you telling me?

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