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Hello Buglers and welcome to Bugel Issue 254, thebugel 2013 Christmas Special.

Happy Hanukkah!

I'm a little bit late on that one, apparently. I think we had a week off when Hanukkah was on.

Sorry, I think we had a week off because Hanukkah was on and I was too busy with my Jewish buddies,

burning some quality candles, quality and quantity. I am Andy Zoltzmann in London,

UK where Christmas is looming like the Wimbledon final over the early July 10th schedule,

it's soon inevitable and will almost certainly happen again this at the same time next year.

And whilst the three wise men exactly 2013 years ago were famously following a star,

I, 2013 years later, am introducing a star that newly unemployed TV and animated movie voice over,

John Oliver. Hello Andy, hello Buglers, it's our end of the year Bugel, the final

Bugel of 2013. It's been snowing here on and off for the last couple of weeks, Andy,

quite a lot. And when it snows in New York City, the whole place looks like a holiday card

for about 45 minutes and then resembles a graphic representation of a high-end hell.

New York in the winter, Andy, is a wonderland, in the you wonder why the f**k you live here, the true

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