Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 238 of Thebugel, the world's leading audio newspaper

for a visual world for the week beginning Monday the 17th of June 2013. I'm Andy Zoltzman,

five times South London lawnmower describer of the year. It's like a little trolley that cuts grass.

Competition hasn't been great to be honest, but a win to win, and joining me from New York is the 21st

century's Walter Cronkite. The host will have you on toast, the anchor who'll outflank you,

the interviewer who'll zing right through you, that comedic kabab stick himself,

skewering the meaty topics and cooking them on his skill grill. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. On a side now, Andy, I'm currently drinking out of an official

f***ing Bugel. Oh, there we go. The first actual mug, I'll physically say it and it's a beauty, Andy.

Can we get Paul to take a picture of that and we can... Sure, why not?

Why not? We'll do it. I've gone further than that, John. I've got a Bugel mug,

hat and T-shirt combo on. I've gone the whole bog. Well, you're a company man to the core, right?

I'm all about... I'm all about... I'm all about the year. I'm all about company loyalty.

You couldn't even say it, let alone me, Andy. You couldn't even understand how to phrase those

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