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Hello, be euglers and welcome to issue 235 of the world's leading and only audio newspaper for

a visual world. A single shaft of hope in a universe of unremitting darkness.

That's a lovely review we got this week from Potato Processing International magazine.

For the wee beginning Monday, the 20th of May 2013, this week we'll be discussing what type of

dung makes the most comfortable bed, living into double figures, the pros and cons, and how to make

plague fun. Oh shit, I've got the wrong millennium. Sorry, Monday the 20th of May 2013,

with me and his ultimate here in London, and in the city that never sleeps, which might explain

why it's so irritable a lot of the time and has so many coffee shops. New York, it's the

Zelesny of Zingers, hurling his javelin of joviality right up the middle of satire stadium.

It's John, the melting obergine Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, be euglers and Andy, I speak to you

from a country that is just coming down from a very intense bout of Prince Harry fever.

And look, I know that Harry has been a controversial figure in the past, what with the naked pictures

and the Nazi pictures. And let's not gloss over that last one, because let's remember that he

did actually dress like a Nazi that one time. But on this trip, to be fair to the lad, Andy,

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