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And what a delight it is to be here in London, where the sun is shining.

The birds are shitting almost certainly. That's just one of the things about London.

Whatever you're up to, you know that somewhere a bird is crapping on someone's car.

Make you think, doesn't it?

And in bird-free New York City.

Well, the only thing that shits on pavements is Wall Street.

Yeah, take that.

It's the cracker tower. It's the cracker tower of comedy.

The Mount Pinotubo of Pastiche.

The Santa Rini of Satire.

The Mount St. Helens of massively striking hilarity.

The Etna will get you with his laughter larva,

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