Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 227 of the universe's most popular newscast.

Thebugel, for the week beginning Monday, the 11th of March 2013 with me and

Andy Zoltzman, 48-time nominee and great guy magazines, Husband of the Year Awards.

Shh, don't tell my 49 wives, one of them is going to get cranky.

And I'm live in London, the city that houses amongst other well-famous attractions,

the Queen's House, the Prime Minister's House, and my house. Coincidence, you decide.

And joining me from New York City, it's the man having muster himself.

The man who later this year will become the first co-star of the Bugel ever to host the daily show.

Bad luck to all the bugglers who put their money on me in that little race.

It's the self-styled, pneumatic drill of unavoidable truth himself.

It's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. I'm in a hotel in Maryland,

and we've been shooting a piece down here about gun control for the last couple of days.

Most of America wants more gun control, and a smaller part of America wants less gun control

than they have now, and an even smaller part of America wants to have their hands surgically

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