Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

So, um, I'm just talking.

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Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Buglers and welcome to issue 224 of the world's leading and only audio newspaper

for a visual world. For the week being in Monday, the 18th of February 2013, the first day

of the rest of your lives, as indeed is every day. I am Andy Zoltz and the acceptable face of 21st

century lapsed Jewish 38 year old father of two South London based podcasters, and joining me from

the biggest of all conceivable big apples into which he has steadily eaten his way over the last

six and a half years. That's right, it's the human fruit moth, John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. First things first, Andy. Happy New Year!

Yes, it's late, but not as late as you think, because of course it was Chinese New Year this

last week, and we are currently in the year of the snake, and that makes sense, Andy.

It definitely felt an extra bit sneaky over the last few days.

I think everyone would agree about that. Cobras must be feeling fantastic about themselves

right now. They hung in there all through the down years and all of a sudden boom,

they're relevant again in a big way. It's snakier clock, Andy. Synchronise your watches to snake.

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