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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 220 of Thebugel for the week beginning Monday the 21st

of January 2013. We are now officially in what used to be known in days gone by as the future,

and I'm in London, which even this early in the year is all set for yet another title

as Britain's most populated city, six million ahead of Birmingham. Easy, easy, easy, and in Sacramento.

Which sounds to me, John Luck a Latin verb, rather than a place name. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. Yes, I'm in Sacramento, Andy. I'm about to leave for the airport

to go to Seattle. I'm basically doing the essays around America at the moment. What is the point

in touring, Andy, unless you're willing to do it alphabetically? At least you can do.

America is still in the midst of Flumageddon. At the moment, we're still sitting on top of an

erupting flucano surfing the wave of a gigantic flu army. And when you can tell them,

not feeling great still, Andy, because those are three puns right there, and you know exactly what

I think about those. Well, I don't know, maybe you've been ill up until now and you're just getting

better. Well, that's one way of looking at it. The East Coast in particular has been in the situation

where basically everyone is thick at the moment. There was a point last weekend when it had

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