Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

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Hello, buglers and welcome to a brand new year of bugling.

It's, hang on, what was it, 13 years ago?

It's 2013!

I am Andy Zoltzman live in London 2012.

Oh no, it really has gone so strong.

Let's look at the positive side, one year closer to a next London Olympics.

And joining me from New York City, which is still, as we speak, part of the USA,

after a last-ditch deal between Republicans and Democrats, not to launch it into space,

vaporise it, decommission it, or sell it back to the Dutch.

When they come in together for the good of America,

or is it essentially electoral self-interest?

Who knows? Does it really matter?

In New York, it's the man who put the greats into emigration.

That's what his audience is in bricking sense when they heard the happy news.

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