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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Buglers, and welcome to issue 217 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Wheatbidding Monday 17th December 2012. The last full Bugel of 2012,

unquestionably one of the years of the decade so far with me and his husband

verifiably live in London, and if you don't believe me, listen to this.

The unmistakable sound of the British Ooping Rat, hibernating.

And joining me from the city that once hosted a meeting between Mike Simpson and Lizzie Jones,

probably I've no idea who they are, but statistically at some point two people with those names

did meet. In New York, it's the man who's proved himself over the years, unquestionably a

useful component of this podcast. I think most Buglers would agree. It's John Oliver.

Well, careful not to oversell that, Andy. Well, you're quite the hype man.

Well, hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Well, frankly,

few Mayans were still here. Apparently the end of the world could technically come any time

between now and next Friday. But frankly, I don't see any volcanoes exploding, Andy.

So this apocalypse so far has been a huge let down. I should have been surfing down a river of

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