Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it.

Via Unbound, we are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

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Hello, Buglers, or as they say, here in Mumbai, India.

Hello, Buglers. I am, that's, that's our doing. I'm Andy Zoltzman here, live in India,

and let me tell you, I'm having a whale of a time here and by that, I don't mean that I'm being

pursued by Japanese people with harpoons. Any people, any country where people laugh at jokes about

cricket is my kind of country. Sure, crossing the road is an extreme sport and taking a taxi feels

about as safe and sensible as driving a 1970s Formula One race. But when you get curry for breakfast,

everything else you could work around. And joining me this evening, live from the morning,

in America where the day has barely begun that's already finished here. In New York City,

it's the Maharaja of Murth himself, John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Buglers. Yes, we're at

the bookends of the day and the bookends of the globe. We are back from break with another

tri-continental bugle. And look, Andy, I've said it before. I'll say it again now. I find it

inspiring still that we are able to waste this level of technology. It's, it's basically a choice

with humanity. Some people are born to create this kind of technology. Other people are born to

piss it up the wall. You and I were firmly picked by Team B from day one. I don't think there's

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