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Thebugel, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelos and welcome to issue 201 of Thebugel. We are into our third century of

Bugel's audio newspaper for this increasingly visual world with me and his ultimate still

unconfirmed, as we record, as the man who will be lighting the torch at the Olympic opening

ceremony next Friday, but not explicitly ruled out by the organisers as yet either. So,

hope springs eternal, John Mann, in the hauntingly un-Elympic city of New York.

It's the Jesse Owens of Jokes, the Nadia Communech of Nice Comedy, the Carl Lewis of creating

laughter. The marks bits of massive satire, the Alberto Guantarena of Wisecracks,

the Emil Zatapek of Expert Zingers. That's one of the fans of 1950s Check Distance Runners.

You're quite into that, aren't you? It's John Oliver. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelos.

Now, I forgot to talk about this story last week, Andy, but thame, both small and large,

is a strange donkey. It seems to not be without some kind of tangible use, but it also has the

capacity to kick you in the balls and shit on your face. Now, as you know, I was in Rome a couple

of weeks ago on holiday, and I went to visit the Vatican while I was there, and I was, I think

understandably worried upon entering Vatican City that I might immediately feel a burning sensation

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