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Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 1,099 of Thebugel for the week beginning

Monday 18th December 2034. With me, Andy Zoltzman live from one's worth

prison in the Chinese colony of London, and Tonynary from Manhattan, Ireland,

Giulianiville. It's the Formula United Nations Secretary General Joanna Oliver.

Just kidding folks, it's Bugel 199, of course. The week beginning Monday the 25th of June 2012.

199. Just one to go until the big one. With me, Andy Zoltzman live from Olympix Town,

and in New York City, it's Brigadier Showtime himself, John Oliver.

So, Andy, I think you've lied about eight times before I've even said a word here.

That is, that might be a record. Before we've even said hello,

even before we've begun, probably, you've already lied and astonishing amount of times.

Well, that's, you know, I've found that work with my marriage. Why not with this beauty?

Andy, I know there are concerns around the world that America has lost some of its spark. Well,

after reading about something that happened last week, I'm really not so sure anymore.

What is the most American thing you can think of? Maybe an American flag leather jumpsuit?

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