Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 190 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World,

the podcast which, if it had been around 230 years ago, would probably have stopped America

from splitting off from Britain. It's right for owners, and if it had been around 2000 years ago,

would have stopped the Roman Empire taking its eyes off the ball and becoming obsessed with

feeding people to lions. But we weren't, and instead of doing those things, we're busy trying

to stop Newt Gingrich becoming President of America. I'm Andy Salzman. I'm in the Olympian

City of London, chosen by God to stage the greatest ever sporting event in the history of the world,

by God in association with the International Olympic Committee. But I think God would probably

have chosen London anyway. It's convenient for him, but within having a couple of cathedrals,

he saves on accommodation costs, although even he couldn't get tickets for the 100 metre final,

and despite his omniscience, he doesn't understand the medieval levels of secrecy around the

ticketing process. And in New York City, USA, it's the man who only has to look at a peek at

not these days to turn it into a pie. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, viewers. I hope you all had a good Easter

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