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Thebugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 186 of the Bugel Audio Newspaper for a Visual World with

me, Andy Zoltzmann, in of all places, New York City. Man has this place gone downhill since the

Dutch left. Sure, there are more taxis, but is that enough? And also New York City,

it's the Manhattan Murth maker himself, the hilarity on the Hudson, the Bronx Boom Boomer,

it's the bagel of destiny, John Oliver. Yes, hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers, Andy,

welcome to New York, the gigantic apple. You're in my house, Andy. You're in my house. You are

literally in my house. You're staying the whole week in my apartment. I had your dog try to

climb up to my head for you yesterday. Now, Andy, you've been in New York for less than 24 hours,

according to my bagel tracker, you've eaten a 36 bagel so far. I think I'm blending in with the

locals. Now, I'm thinking, Andy, of taking you to a batting cage at some point this week,

but I was going to do it maybe after you've recorded the stand-up show, because if I take you

before, I've got a horrible feeling that you're going to appear on American TV with two black

eyes, like a fun-fuel panda. Yeah, or I'll just get picked up by the Yankees and, you know,

that's true. Leave comedy behind. I won't need any more. It's a point is it's a risk either way.

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