Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

This is a podcast from thebugelpodcast.com.

Thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugelers and welcome to issue 183 of thebugel audio newspaper for a visual world with me

Andy Zoltzmann live in London, where I benched 250. Sorry, I'm really my gardening catalogue.

One bench, 250 pounds. Well, it's a bit steep. And in New York City, it's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelers. Well, since I talked to you last week, Andy, I have been to Africa and

back. Basically around the world. I've been like a lightning quick, filius fog, but with access to

hot towels and mid-range meal options. I was in Gabon in West Africa for a couple of days

shooting a piece with a daily show. Well, you know, I can't talk too much about the piece until we

finish it. I will say that I had a strange moment at airport security in Gabon Airport early yesterday

morning, Andy. Now, they speak French in Gabon and unfortunate product of colonialism. Sadly,

that don't speak English much at all, which would of course have been a far superior unfortunate

product of colonialism, albeit with fractionally less fancy words. I only had carry-on baggage. I was

always there for just two days. Well, I'm, well, I'm shooting, Andy. That sounds like you only had baggage

that, you know, we're just immediately make people make doobalon tenders and run around with big

breasts. Is that all? And what? Well, I'm shooting. I have to carry make-up with me because the show's

...