Dancelaguard fans, you will be thrilled to know a book is coming out if you fund it via Unbound.

We are publishing the Dancelaguard Reader by Alice Fraser and Dancelaguard,

a glorious insight into the world of Dancelaguard, self-published romance maven,

and online bestseller. If you would like to find out how to support it, go to thebugelpodcast.com.

If we get enough support, we will publish the book. That's a real thing that's going to happen.

Thebugelpodcast.com to support the Dancelaguard Reader.

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Hello, Bugelos and the toastiest of all possible welcomes to the new era of Thebugel.

We are still here, Bugelos, in the post-times online, here at IAM still,

and his ultimate. I'm still in London, the city chosen to host both the 2012 Olympics and the

grumbling about the 2012 Olympics. And in New York City, USA, it's the Santa Claus of Satire

himself, in that he gives you exactly what you ask for once a year. It's John Oliver.

Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugelos. Andy, in the words of Braveheart,

Freeheart!

His cry of liberty shortly before being cut into pieces by the British and die.

That's what this Bugel is, and they were free. No one could take our freedom from us,

and unless Bugelos help, we're going to die in pieces very soon.

The point is, we're in a brave new world. Thebugel has been raised in captivity, and this week

we're carrying it into the jungle in a special crate, lifting the front of the crate,

and releasing the Bugel into the wild, where we'll either thrive or be dead by sundown and have

vultures tearing its coffers to pieces by morning. That's the law of the internet, Andy. Only the

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