Buglars, what is the Scariest thing you've seen in someone's House? - r/AskReddit
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🗓️ 14 January 2022
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| 0:00.0 | People who used to do burglary for a living, what is the scariest thing you've seen in someone's house? |
| 0:05.4 | It wasn't really a burglary, but unlawful entry, simply because I could. |
| 0:09.3 | I decided to try my luck in an older house after I noticed they went on vacation. |
| 0:13.3 | There was a room hidden behind furniture that I managed to get to, but not into, |
| 0:18.2 | because the door wouldn't fully open. Without completely moving the furniture, |
| 0:22.0 | the smell inside was unholy, like death and bleach. |
| 0:26.1 | I sent an anonymous tip to the police. It turned out they were basically |
| 0:30.0 | luring people's pets in and dissecting them alive. |
| 0:33.5 | To those that are curious, I used to do this kind of as a form of joy writing except in houses, |
| 0:38.6 | break in, walk around and leave everything more or less untouched. |
| 0:42.5 | Not the best thing to do as an early teen kid, but when you have a friend's dad who thought |
| 0:47.4 | it was smart enough to teach kids how to pick locks, you kind of feel you need to use it. |
| 0:51.5 | In this case, him committing burglary or more accurately unlawful entry, |
| 0:55.6 | probably ended up saving the lives of tons of animals in that neighborhood because |
| 1:00.1 | how also people have figured this out, ever. He also added that he stopped a house or two |
| 1:05.2 | after finding this because he was afraid at that point of what he might find. |
| 1:09.3 | The next example is from someone who said, |
| 1:10.9 | When I was 14 years old, I broke into a neighbor's house and looked around. |
| 1:14.8 | I found a big stash of polaroids of some of my friends, Naked. |
| 1:18.8 | Most of them were younger than me. I just stayed quiet for about two weeks trying to figure it out. |
| 1:23.1 | Then I broke back in and took a couple of pictures of my best friends and asked them about it. |
| 1:27.2 | Neither of them had a clue how they were taken and couldn't even remember being over at that |
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