Three, two, what?

Imagine your growing hair all over your body.

And your two eyes, they multiply into eight.

And you are wicked tough.

You can survive in the brutal cold of Mount Everest.

But the coolest thing about you are that your legs are now growing super strong.

You can jump way far.

I mean, 30 to 40 times the length

of your body far.

You have become

a jumping spider.

Now is the part of the show

where I make you all guess

how our little theme song ends.

Terrestrials, terrestrials, we are not the worst. We are the best. Yeah, you got it.

Terrestrials is a show about the strangeness waiting right here on Earth. I am your host,

Lulamiller, and you may notice that we sound a little different today

because we are bringing you the first ever episode that we taped in front of a live audience.

Okay, so picture me up on a stage in New York City standing next to a table that is literally crawling

with jumping spiders.

And huge cockroaches and scorpions and tarantulas and many other things in cages,

but cages whose doors will soon be flung open

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