We're back. We're back. I'm Drew. That's Marchman. We're up the glorious Laura Wagner with us today. Say hi, Laura.

Hello.

Marchman, you don't have to say hi. By the way, guys, this morning, I was in New York this morning, New York City.

Wow, the big city, the big apple.

The big, uh, the big turncoat.

The, uh, the old New Yorker.

The windy city.

I, uh, had, and I had a bagel for breakfast, and it was a bagel sandwich.

And as I was eating the sandwich was delicious, mind you. But I, what did you have on it? I now have a bagel for breakfast and it was a bagel sandwich and as I was eating the sandwich was delicious mind

you but I what did you have on it I now have a just locks and cream cheese but I now have a bagel take

that has always been in the back of my head but I now know for sure that I want when I eat my bagel

I want an open-faced bagel and not a bagel sandwich.

Yeah, you know, I agree with that because there's a big problem in New York of bagel gigantism.

Yes!

Every bagel place seems to be competing not on the basis of the deliciousness of their products or their excellent service or strange toppings or anything like that, on sheer size. Yeah, but it depends on the sandwich though, because if it's like an egg bagel sandwich, then you want it to be closed. But if it's locks and cream cheese, then you want it to be open. Yeah, but even with an egg, even with like an egg and cheese on a bagel in New York, you're playing roulette because you might, you get the bagel,

and then it turns out that this is one of these places that, you know, they give you a pound and a half of bagel far more than you want, presumably so you can get value for money. And then you physically can't chew the thing. You can't bite it. Yeah, you have to have it open-faced. Yeah, it's a fucking life wrap. You know, and I did too. You know, I did the total loser weenie thing and I asked for the bagel to be scooped out where they dig a little tunnel. Watching your carbs, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Where it's like, I want a bagel, but I want you to scoop it out. So I'm under the impression that I haven't just eaten a whole fucking bagel. Yeah, that's like if you have a hot fudge

Sunday and then you're like, you know, skip the whipped cream. I'm on a diet. I mean, who are you fooling? I don't even think my bagel place would do that. I think if I asked them to scoop out my bagel, they'd be like, uh, no. I had a place near me that wouldn't toast them, wags. I had, like, if you asked for your bagels to be toasted,

they were like, no, we don't. We don't do it. They would just look at you like, what are you a fucking asshole? Like, you're the guy who walked up to the craps table, not knowing what's going on. Hey, we should talk about news. And what's in the news this week was a big week in sports media, which is why we have our designated sports media

dogged reporter Wagner here.

Wagner, can you tell... This week was a big week in sports media, which is why we have our designated sports media.

Dogget reporter Wagner here.

Wagner, can you take us through the saga of Barstool Van Talk featuring my friend PFT

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