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Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle

Relationships, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Interview, Sports

4.9526 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

I know I'm not very sophisticated, well, many ways, but fashion in a fashion sense as well.

0:07.5

And I mean, I'm sure everyone has noticed at their gym or maybe if someone's running out for a run,

0:14.4

these yoga pants that go right up your ass.

0:18.0

Yeah.

0:19.1

And I don't get it because I've never bought a pair.

0:24.2

I guess it's like people like the look of like cleavage, really defining their ass,

0:31.9

like ass cleavage.

0:33.6

Yeah.

0:34.6

It makes your ass look awesome.

0:36.9

It makes your ass look like you're not wearing anything. Yeah. It makes your ass look awesome. It makes your ass look like you're not wearing anything.

0:41.6

That's right.

0:44.0

That feels weird.

0:46.7

I would feel like my ass was just flapping in the wind like a renn and stimpy cartoon.

0:57.9

You know, when he's doing the farts and his cheeks are just flapping yeah yeah i mean that's that's what people like wouldn't that be like you'd want to

1:04.6

constantly be pulling a wedgey out wouldn't it like well i mean you there'd be like um friction

1:10.0

if you're working out would they i don't know i know. I don't know. I guess if you're, because you can't wear, can you, you would have to wear a thong. Yes. I would think. Or nothing, which I fucking forgot to take underwear to the gym today. So I'm sitting here commando. I guess I could have put them out when I came home. We've been home for over two hours. I couldn't even remember to take my stuff with me to the gym. I couldn't remember to change now. You're judging these people who are wearing these. I'm not judging them. I want to know the secret because I don't get it. And I am I missing something? Should I have my cheeks flapping

1:44.9

on the pickleball court? Yeah, why not? Because it feels, well, it might distract my partner.

1:50.9

It's very distracting. It's very, very distracting. Yeah, I think it would be. Because you kind of don't

1:58.3

want to look at it. Yeah, you feel like you're looking at someone naked. I feel like I'm staring at somebody's ass. But it's like you're, you wore that. You must have known I would stare at your cheeks. Yeah, that's the point. Then you feel bad for staring at someone's cheeks. That's right. Anyway, it's just me that doesn't get it.

2:17.5

It's just me that doesn't get it.

2:19.1

Well, yeah.

2:19.8

I mean, it's those pants I get because they make your ass look good, A.

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