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Thumb War
Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle
4.9 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 1 October 2025
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I know I'm not very sophisticated, well, many ways, but fashion in a fashion sense as well. |
| 0:07.5 | And I mean, I'm sure everyone has noticed at their gym or maybe if someone's running out for a run, |
| 0:14.4 | these yoga pants that go right up your ass. |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.1 | And I don't get it because I've never bought a pair. |
| 0:24.2 | I guess it's like people like the look of like cleavage, really defining their ass, |
| 0:31.9 | like ass cleavage. |
| 0:33.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:34.6 | It makes your ass look awesome. |
| 0:36.9 | It makes your ass look like you're not wearing anything. Yeah. It makes your ass look awesome. It makes your ass look like you're not wearing anything. |
| 0:41.6 | That's right. |
| 0:44.0 | That feels weird. |
| 0:46.7 | I would feel like my ass was just flapping in the wind like a renn and stimpy cartoon. |
| 0:57.9 | You know, when he's doing the farts and his cheeks are just flapping yeah yeah i mean that's that's what people like wouldn't that be like you'd want to |
| 1:04.6 | constantly be pulling a wedgey out wouldn't it like well i mean you there'd be like um friction |
| 1:10.0 | if you're working out would they i don't know i know. I don't know. I guess if you're, because you can't wear, can you, you would have to wear a thong. Yes. I would think. Or nothing, which I fucking forgot to take underwear to the gym today. So I'm sitting here commando. I guess I could have put them out when I came home. We've been home for over two hours. I couldn't even remember to take my stuff with me to the gym. I couldn't remember to change now. You're judging these people who are wearing these. I'm not judging them. I want to know the secret because I don't get it. And I am I missing something? Should I have my cheeks flapping |
| 1:44.9 | on the pickleball court? Yeah, why not? Because it feels, well, it might distract my partner. |
| 1:50.9 | It's very distracting. It's very, very distracting. Yeah, I think it would be. Because you kind of don't |
| 1:58.3 | want to look at it. Yeah, you feel like you're looking at someone naked. I feel like I'm staring at somebody's ass. But it's like you're, you wore that. You must have known I would stare at your cheeks. Yeah, that's the point. Then you feel bad for staring at someone's cheeks. That's right. Anyway, it's just me that doesn't get it. |
| 2:17.5 | It's just me that doesn't get it. |
| 2:19.1 | Well, yeah. |
| 2:19.8 | I mean, it's those pants I get because they make your ass look good, A. |
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