Buffy vs. Dracula

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Dracula is in town and the gang is effed up! Giles is feeling useless, Xander, Tara, and Riley are clearly jelly, and Buffy is shook that THE Dracula came all this way just to see her. Rewatch, listen, & laugh as we have our first installment of “Styling Dracula,” Ash voices her support for short kings, and Alaina declares her stance as VERY pro-cape! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Comment on our episode post to join the conversation!

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0:00.0	Join Wundery Plus in Apple Podcasts or The Wundery App to listen to re-watcher,
0:15.0	the re-watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.0	I wear the cheese.
0:22.0	It's just not wear me.
0:23.0	Bitch? She's got sexy homework.
0:25.0	Wow, I feel like a psychologist.
0:27.0	If hashtag rip or fire emoji invites you to watch movies,
0:30.0	you watch movies with that man.
0:34.2	I would punch someone if they did that to anyone that I liked.
0:36.8	I'm like, hell, yeah.
0:38.0	Nerve Herder.
0:39.2	Nerve Herder.
0:40.5	And Will is like, who da, Miss Kitty?
0:42.2	I was like, what fuck shit are we about to see?
0:44.0	And then he's like, French, French, French, French, French.
0:46.0	I am lactose, and taller, sir, that is correct.
0:49.0	Not without a lactate.
0:50.0	The suits.
0:51.0	We got a well fitting suit.
0:52.8	Take notes, Angel.
0:54.4	Honey, way to fucking blame the victim, dream Bafizma.
0:58.4	I've never been in that situation.
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