Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Phases (S2E15)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

A werewolf is on the loose this week, and not only is he a major pain in the ass for Buffy, but he is a major cockblock for Xordelia! Knowledge-drunk Giles hits the books and breaks out his globes to research everything there is to know on werewolves, while the rest of the gang deals with the chaos in their own ever-evolving romantic relationships. Willow wants smoochies, Cordelia wants Xander to focus on HER instead of Willow, and poor Buffy wants to forget about the fuckboi who shall NOT be named. Willow’s relationship status shifts to “it’s complicated” when we find out the identity of the werewolf who can’t fight the moonlight. Plus, everyone is shocked when the episode's true villain, Theresa (how dare she treat her BFF Buffy like this!) turns up dead. Get ready to bite into the backstory no one ever knew existed… this week on The Rewatcher. New episodes come out every Monday or you can listen early on Amazon Music or early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App. Please support us by supporting our sponsors.

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.1	Download the app today.
0:12.1	Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:20.1	Angel deflowered his slayer.
0:22.4	A night of passion.
0:24.0	And jealous is the worst time that Yelp reviews zero out of five.
0:27.5	I don't really give a shit because I fucked hundreds of women before you.
0:31.2	Oh, bad.
0:32.2	Cut my life into pieces.
0:35.5	Buffy's running away.
0:36.8	Cordelia's like awesome.
0:38.4	There's an unkillable demon around, and Angel is on his team.
0:42.2	The slayer is a basket case.
0:43.9	She's like, I think we hit rock bottom.
0:45.9	Leave Spike alone.
0:46.9	She trades that crossbow for a fucking rocket launcher.
0:51.1	And just aims it at him.
0:52.7	Giles is too good for this Earth protect him at all costs.
0:56.2	The mother bleepin' like, Angel ejaculated out his soul.
1:00.3	I mean, spot the lie.
1:05.3	I just, I love that you just went full send on that.
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