Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I Robot… You, Jane (S1E8)

The Rewatcher

Morbid Network

Tv & Film, Comedy, Morbid

4.5 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

We all know the internet is a spooky place…but have you ever been Catfished by a demon living in your computer? In this episode we meet Malik, a cult-leading-demon, living in the 1400s, who made his followers do crazy things by promising them love and devotion in return. How rude. Flash forward to present day when Buffy is roaming the library and finds a mysterious book tucked away in a box. Turns out she should have left that book alone, because it brings all sorts of chaos to Sunnydale. What was written in the book you might ask? Well, get ready to be spooked…and to never trust anyone you meet online, ever again. New episodes come out every Monday or you can listen early on Amazon Music or early and ad-free by subscribing to Wondery Plus in Apple Podcasts or the Wondery App. Please support us by supporting our sponsors!

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0:00.0	Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and
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0:08.0	Download the app today.
0:14.4	Previously on The Rewatcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
0:18.7	The sexual attention moment of the week was the entire episode.
0:23.1	The master is simply a drag, Quaidarla, is the big, mother-fucking-bad of the G.D. week.
0:29.6	He used to be vicious and violent, but he was young, it's like a puppy or kitten phase.
0:33.8	I don't think your outfit makes you look like a hooker at all.
0:36.4	Then they came and I wrote down, finally!
0:41.0	We both went, ah, swoon, come on Joyce, I love Joyce, but I was like not right now.
0:46.9	We were getting busy for like centuries, but now we're not and she got pissed and she
0:49.9	tried to kill you.
0:50.9	Angel stands up, walks up behind her, and steaks her in the back, as if he couldn't
0:58.4	get any hotter.
1:00.6	You love each other, you love each other so much, it's okay.
1:06.8	You love each other, they love each other so much guys, I love them and I love their
1:12.6	love, and Angel's so fucking hot.
1:14.4	I couldn't wait for this to happen so you could finally feel what we all felt.
1:20.5	My body was ready and it got everything I needed.
1:24.1	It did, and it's gonna get, wow, so much more, it's so much more, it's the spiciness
1:30.0	is gonna happen.
1:31.0	I feel it coming.
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