Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson Claude and we're your host.

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We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to the terst. Happy worst. Hey, Jurst. How you durst? I durst good on this thirst day. No, it's Wednesday. It's Wednesday. Damn, sorry, guys. Sorry to get your hopes up. That's okay. I knew it was Wednesday. So like your lies and your biases couldn't infiltrate my peace of mind. But you know, it's a good Wednesday. It is. It's fine. It's all good. Wednesdays have a little bit of an extra pep in their step ever since Dancing with the Stars came onto our screens on Tuesday nights. It's so true. It's so funny.

We get into these eras of toasts where like the weeks have different like balance. Like Tuesdays

always dear toasters. Mondays are always chunky. And then depending on the like TV schedule of the week.

But like we start out the week really strong. Like Monday's always parjy catching up. Tuesdays,

dear toasters. Wednesday's dancing with the stars.

It feels so like correct.

And then Thursday we get to chill.

Friday, Queenie and Weenie.

Yeah.

And I think like the new Love is Blind episodes come out today or tomorrow.

So we've got to stay up on that.

See what these unwell folks are up to.

Hey, Bruce Dale.

I didn't realize Bruno was showing up to

work today. Hey, Brew, how you do? Hey, how you, how are brewing? He's doing good. He's been working really hard.

He's trying to buy something special for Magnolia, so he's taking on more shifts at work.

And just being a responsible individual. Um, love that. Like, welcome to the party.

Bruno, we all have bills to pay.

He's literally taking up more of the chair than me,

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