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But it's always the husband. It's always the husband. It's always a husband. I don't keep me.

Hey everybody. this is Sarah.

And this is Megan.

You are listening to It's Always the Husband podcast.

Welcome.

Welcome.

And we're glad you're here listening to a terrible, horrible crime and two hags telling the crime in a pizabeth telling the crime in a piss poor fashion.

And you decided to listen to whatever task you're trying to do.

Drive somewhere.

You made a choice. Yep. Clean your house.

That was a choice.

Cook.

If you hear bongos in the background, my husband's... It's not Matthew McConaughey. It's certainly not. No. It's my husband upstairs playing them. Unfortunately, it's... For real. Trying to play with his micro penis and two hands, but... The micro penis doesn't make much of a bong. No. Makes just like a... In fact, I can't... Yeah, I can't really hear it at all. I can't hear that at all. He's trying. Yeah. So if you hear that, that's literally bongos. Or he had another name for it. It's like another name, like a... The micropinus? No, the bongo. Oh.

He doesn't call it a bongo? No, it has like a bongo name. Oh. It's like a... Like a gym... I don't know. A gym... Jid... I don't know. We'll have to look. I'll look it up. Ginseng? Jiu-Jitsu. I thought it was Jim bag, but it's like Jim Ben.

Because that's what it's like gym.

Gym bag.

Because that's what he's talking about.

It's gym something.

Someone knows.

This seems as crazy as a little bit of my hip penis.

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