You don't want it.

You don't need it, but you're going to get it anyway.

The Kevin Sheehan Show is Kevin.

I'm here.

Tommy is here.

I'm going to start this show, Tommy, by reading a couple of the five-star reviews that we got on Apple Podcast.

Keep them coming.

It's a big help if you haven't rated or reviewed the show,

and you don't mind doing it.

It's a huge help.

But a couple of them are kind of funny.

This from Big Ebs, who writes,

after giving us five stars, thank you, Big Ebs.

As a lifelong D.C. sports fan in my 50s, Kevin,

I look forward to your podcast every day. When you have Tommy on, it's priceless banter,

although tell him to stay away from Chinese laundries. I've never lived that down.

No, no, I still can't believe you told that story.

And it's been a couple of years since you told that story.

Yes, it has.

One of the worst moments for Tommy during his lifetime.

This from Pull Daddy via Apple Podcasts, also five stars.

Amazing show, but just need some more Laverro karaoke to put it over the top.

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