I got a 1% milk and I got a bag of Chippahoy cookies, that's my go-to music, a little bit of

music, but my Chippahoy is a 1% milk faithful to blue bag nabisco you can't dip the

chunky style you gotta have the blue bag the chunky style now the chunky the chunky

style is too thick it's the chocolate bag you gotta dip the blue bag the red kind of

chewy kind I made it in that in college thank you

I look chocolate chip cookies are good no matter how they're made where they're made

or who makes them but but I love the 1% milk specifically 1% milk I said this

during the break it is the great compromise between milk that tastes like milk and milk

that tastes like water it's halfway between with 1% and you know if you're going to eat

a whole bag of chocolate chip cookies you should go with a more sensible option it's like

getting a giant cheeseburger in a bucket of fries and having a diet coke you've got

to cut your calories where you can I guess so although I mean speaking of giant cheese

burgers I would much rather be Andy Reed and celebrate with the cheeseburger than Todd

bowls with some second rate chocolate chip cookies actually let's call it fourth rate chocolate

chip cookies and all those things you know you just get them in the grocery store right I want

a bakery style big-ass chocolate chunk cookie that's how I used to celebrate when I would

finish exams I was at school at Columbia and I'd go and I'd get one of these big-ass chocolate

chunk cookies and it would be wonderful that's what I'm talking about this chocolate chip chips

a boy got it you're man you're better than that top bowls come miles I should have told

you during the break we're in the process of negotiating a sponsorship with chip a

boy and now you've just blown it so thank you thank you so much for that playing the role

of miles Simmons next Monday will be Shereen Williams by the way speaking of sponsors I forgot

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