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Is it time to make Greenland great again?

Here is J.D. Vance making the case in all seriousness to the Greenlanders out there, probably the greenest land,

that they should consider coming and joining number one team, America.

Our message is very simple.

Yes, the people of Greenland are going to have self-determination.

We hope that they choose to partner with the United States because we're the only nation on

earth that will respect their sovereignty and respect their security because their security

is very much our security as these brave Americans show. Look, it makes a lot of sense,

doesn't it? We could use this strategically landmass of Greenland resources and all these

different things together. There's a tremendous amount of minerals, perhaps even rare earth

minerals, oil, who knows what we're going to be able to find. And it's not just in the land

itself, but obviously around the territory of Greenland, too.

There's fishing.

There's all kinds of stuff here.

Resources to be put to use.

And Greenland itself only has about 50,000 residents, something like that.

So why wouldn't they make the choice to join the richest and most

powerful country in the world as a protectorate? We're not trying to tell Greenland, hey, this is

what you got to do. You know, you can't just go out and go Norwal hunting when you feel like

it or whatever. I don't even know what they do up there. I don't even really care.

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