The town I grew up in, some right Tennessee, is currently going through a bit of a real estate

renaissance. On Red Hill Road alone, right beside my house, a road where I got into my first

wreck, then got my first blowjob. There are not one but two eco-friendly type cults going on,

at least three Amish families and a fancy guy who everyone says used to be in the CIA because

he's got all these cameras and big guns and wild shit on his property, but I just think he's

a prepper. Now, why am I talking about all this? It's kind of a meandering point, but the Amish

themselves who I just mentioned are sort of taken over my area. Deer lodge, the town over is

running up with them. They're buying up land, then and all the Yankees from Minnesota and elsewhere

who are coming down because of politics and for cheap land are driving up the prices.

It's kind of wild, especially when all these old boy farmers who ain't never had a pot to piss

in but have the deed to their dad and his land are starting to realize what they can get for

some of that. Well, literally this week, a good friend of mine was telling me that his own

papaw is selling off the back nine, as it were. He's selling a piece of land at the family's

own forever, but no one really lives on. And he's found himself in a bit of a bidding war.

One of the folks bin is the Amish church. The Amish people themselves don't own any land.

They own it all together. It's kind of like socialism, but we don't call it that because they're

white and they don't have guns. So we're not afraid of them. The other side that's really in this

bidding war is a company that wants to start getting into the chicken farming business.

According to my buddy, the company is from Japan. The bidding war is between the Amish

and Japanese businessmen. Now, why would I be talking about the Amish and Japanese businessmen

when we are discussing today on Bubba Shot the podcast sold or Grundy County auction by John

Michael Montgomery? Does the song sold somehow relate to the Amish or Japanese businessmen? No,

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