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He is a dude. He's very funny. He wants more money.

And more my time. He's very funny. He wants more money. And more my time.

He's got anxiety.

He's got depression.

He takes pills so he doesn't lose his mind.

He's just the fuck boy.

Welcome to Clem Cush

Ah, shoot

What?

I didn't want to expose my hair.

Now, you know you're going to absolutely open up an absolute shitstorm now.

I know.

Put your hat on because there's a few people that saw it. It's too late. It's already too late. Screenshots are going to start going around later. It's all right. Did you put your hat back on? No, no. You're just going to go ahead and lean into it? Let these headphones touch my scalp, yeah. Sethy, Monday, yesterday turns to me and said... No, no, no, you go... I just had my hat on, and you go, thank you, hierarchy. You go, hey, I like your haircut, man. I can tell that you had gotten it cut, you know, because from just the back, but you had a... You had a hat on, but I could tell that you had gotten a cut. Meanwhile, I get haircuts all the time. You never say anything. And so I get, so I'm, I'm hiding this for, clearly I was able to hold it for 36 hours. I thought we were going to go way longer than that. Me too. So you go, oh, I like your haircut. And I was like, okay. And you go, oh, did your boys do it?

I heard they don't like me.

And I'm like, uh, I don't. So then you came back in and I go in front of you and love me. I go, hey, man, look, I shave my head. I go, I'm not really happy with the decision. That's not exactly what you said. You said I went too far. I said I went too far.

If it were to be

intellectually honest, this is how it went down.

Hey guys, what? I don't know what I was thinking, but I went too far. I was trying to trim up my hair and I went too far and then I fucked it up. And I had to go right down to zero. So I'm going to wear a hat until I get a little bit more on top.

And we're like, okay, cool. But you did say that. I went a little too far. I did. It got away from you. I did. I was feel. So I. Did it get away from you a little bit? I just wasn't really. My hair is just kind of a little crazy. I wasn't liking it. I was really seeing like my bald spot or whatever is like really getting to fine.

Like I'm really like losing my hair now.

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