Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home? Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. It's not Axel Rose. Is that all you got? I mean, that's, I think, all we needed. Who was that? It's not all I got, but. All right. What, who was that? Is that what you're asking? No, I know who that was.

I was going to say, what the fuck?

Paradise City. It's not all I got, but... All right. Who was that?

Is that what you're asking? No, I know who that was. I was going to say, what the fuck? Paradise City. Yeah. Yeah, John Fogarty. Yeah. Everybody knows that, man. Yeah, it's written by James Taylor. Guns and Roses, one of the most overrated bands of all time? Call now as we dig in and discuss music. I mean, Bruce Springsteen's the most overrated artist of all time.

Really? You think Guns and Roses are overrated? Yeah, a little bit. I mean, they had like four songs. That guitar solo in November rain, though, brings me the tears every single time, man. You know, it was a good one. It's emotional. I mean, I don't need the other seven and a half minutes of the fucking song, but I'll sure take that one minute of Pure Bliss.

In that cold no rain. Oh, man, it's so good. Welcome to the Blizzard, everybody. My name is Seth Kushner, joined by Brian the babyface matroni. Sometimes you need some time. Nobody really ever mentioned. I feel like Guns and Roses, I don't know, years ago,

everybody would wear Guns and roses shirts and all this. I know obviously we're not in that era, but I see old Nirvana shirts. I see Beatles shirts, but I feel like we've skipped, I feel like people have skipped past the Guns and Roses era now. Yeah, I think he had a lot to do with it. You know, he had a rough time there

for about 20 years. And he

fell, he fell, like the whole showing up

late and all that stuff. Like that, that, that, that runs his course. He was a good looking guy and he, he didn't hold up well, you know. He had that kind of like bad boy country, dirty rock image. JT. 1989 dash you two are $10. Seth is the man. Sorry, I didn't run. I wanted to make sure I got his whole name out there. It's very important. So we don't have any, we don't really have any in-depth stuff to go on about guns and Roses, but I don't even know why I started singing it, but I did. And then I just went with it, you know? So again, welcome to the Blizzard. Wanted to get to a couple things today. We're going to talk about Barp. There's a couple things that obviously would happen to Brian and I that didn't necessarily make the cut of the big show. One of them was Brian and Dan getting into it on stage, which was awesome. Another was Brian and I were pretty much behind it. We weren't even on the stage. There were so many people on the fucking stage. It rocked. They didn't have bricks on the tires to stop them from rolling. So every time somebody got up, it started rolling. And then the more people that were on it, the more weight, the more it rocked and rolled. And at one point I said to Seth, we need to get off of this. We need to bail.

We did. We did. Yeah, because that's when they just started bringing more. They said, you know, mom and sister and then the wives. And then, you know, nobody called Tom. Whoa. Hierarchy. No. $50. Love the Blizzard. You're the man. Hierarchy. We love you, hierarchy. Hierarchy should get in on the brakes.

He doesn't have, he doesn't, he's not into the, I think hierarchy got into some of that memorabilia stuff that Lumme was doing with Daniel Rose. Because he, he ended up giving me like an autograph, Frank Thomas, magazine that I think that he won. So, yeah, I don't think he's, I don't think he's into it at all.

But if he did get into card breaks, he'd be the kind of guy that if he didn't get a packer, he'd probably just tell you to keep the cards, which we always like those guys. So I wanted to get into some of the things that happened at Barb with us, because like I said, we have things that didn't make the main show. Brian has a mother-in-law story.

I want to talk about Abela Danger in the University of Miami.

We haven't covered that on the show for some reason.

That's crazy because she's a former porno star. That's Dayton Carson Beck, right? Supposedly. That's the rumor. That'll be the last aspect of the Bella Danger that we cover. And then we have, Brian is fascinated by the new car that I have. We're Volkswagen Brothers. First, Brian, I just want to get your take on Barb. Is there anything, any conversations that stand out? You don't have to give me the whole. Everybody was great. It was so nice. It was one of the best ones ever. Tell me just off the top of your head the impactful people that stand out from that evening or the conversations. Or were you too fucked up, Uber here? Were you feeling good? Well, I had been, I had gone to a birthday party beforehand. So I started drinking around 1130. A kid's birthday party? No, it was at Top Golf for one of my buddies. And so I had started drinking and then I went over to his house and we started watching the football game. And we had a afterwards. And then I came to barp. So I was a little bit. I wasn't blitz. I've gotten in my older age much better at controlling my drinking. Yeah, but you want to get to a point where you're like, you're not buzz where you're like

kind of teetering on drunk, right?

You want, it's, it's that, that heavy buzz that you, that you chase when you're, you know, that's what you're looking for. So I think I found it. I think I was all, I was composed pretty well at Barp. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're fine, dude. I don't think I ever went, went too far with the drinking.

I only think I had like three drinks while I was here.

When did you leave? I left at around 11, 1115 maybe. Okay, all right, because I was looking for you on my way out. What time did you leave? Because I heard it was super early. About 1130. Oh, so after me. Yeah. Yeah. I tried for you to, I tried to say, I went through to say goodbye to as many people as I could. I wasn't going to do the old Irish goodbye. I was. But I started at like 1045 and I didn't get done until like 1115 or so. Well, yes, it's like a plane. You have to start your landing. And, I mean, you have to start your descent into the parking lot.

There's going to be some people that pick you off.

Ryan, Myrtle beat South Carolina $20 blizzard bucks. Thank you, sir. Go ahead and get in that three-team break with us, Ryan. Yeah, the three-sport break is awesome. You should get in on that. Give you a little deal. go look at some teams there and let me know what you're thinking.

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