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The Bubba Army Podcast

Bubba Exclusive |February 16th| Bubba Uncensored

The Bubba Army Podcast

Bubba the Love Sponge Clem

News Commentary, Interviews, Comedy Interviews, Radio, Bubba, Comedy, News, Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week on Bubba Uncensored, Lummy introduces a brand-new game involving jellybeans — and Bubba is completely confused from the start.

What begins as a simple pitch quickly turns into a full-show mission, as Bubba tries (and struggles) to wrap his head around the concept while Lummy attempts to explain it over and over again.

The result? Total chaos, plenty of laughs, and Bubba spending the entire podcast trying to figure out how the game is actually supposed to work.

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0:00.0

Welcome to the after show.

0:17.0

Me, Lummy, Seth.

0:19.0

Just that simple.

0:27.7

Is my Zoom at 1130 Lummi? Yes, it is. So, um,

0:33.8

you came in here and, um, was telling Seth about a potential game, the jelly bean game.

0:39.3

Now we're playing jelly bean games. Well, no, it was just, it was just, uh, uh it was just what it was just an idea that uh came up and i just was uh throwing it his way to see what he thought

0:45.2

what you got and what i'm gonna put it together where did you come up with said game well there's

0:50.3

there's different things that people do online that are kind of trending. So it was called the jelly bean roulette. So I didn't know, like, you know, it's for a trending. Are jelly beans actually jelly beans or is that code for something? No, there's real jelly beans and jelly beans it tastes like a complete dog shit. It's all about the roulette. So I didn't know if we could figure it into some kind of game where we do it dog shit jelly beans yeah oh that means much much like the

1:16.0

like kind of like the um pubic uh burrito where there's a couple good burritos and then one that's got

1:23.7

pubic hair in it yeah like there might one be like tastes like a juicy pair or does it taste like a

1:30.0

booger or a tody-frutie or stinky socks or a peach or a barf?

1:36.3

Dude, they make stinky socks jelly beans?

1:38.9

Yeah.

1:39.7

Man, I should go fuck those people up, man.

1:43.3

Dude, that's so un-American. It is. You can buy shit-tasting jelly beans? Just for this guy? Just to trick people? Well, it's a game, I guess, so. There's no way jellybelly's putting that out. Well, probably not. It's probably some other candy company. Some upstart candy company. It's kind of like how they had liquid ass stuff. They probably put that kind of shit there. So who's going to do it? Who's going to be the guy? Well, that's what we don't really have a stunt guy. I don't want to eat shit-tasting jelly beans. Seth certainly doesn't want to eat shit-tasting jelly beans, nor do I want him to. Well, no, but it's not even having just a shit one. That's why it's the roulette part. And that's why right now... What do you mean? What do you mean? A roulette in itself means a chance of good or a chance of bad. Yeah. So there has to be a bad part of this jelly bean roulette.

2:37.0

Correct.

2:37.7

And so he laid out the bad part, I feel like.

2:40.9

I know, but like what if, so what I'm saying is it's very instrumental on who's

2:45.3

playing this game because they could potentially get the shit tasting one.

2:49.5

And if that's the wrong person, it could be a problem. Well, it's just kind of like how we played the thing on Friday, where we spun the wheel and there were three, four different things, and depending on what she got, what she got. Yeah, but none of them tasted like shit. We were unsure of how the lube tasted, but it was actually the most delicious. Let me, do you feel like this is something, like, were you thinking about this as like

3:10.0

when Bubba's not here kind of bit? Yeah. Because Bubba might not be the jelly bean kind of guy. Yeah. Like I might be. Yeah. Why can't I be a jelly bean guy? If you want to be a jelly bean guy, we could be a jelly bean guy, but it was thinking of when. And then like Tuttle, like, so I saw Tuttle at the track.

3:23.4

And Tuttle was like, hey, I just want to let you know that I came up with a really good game for Alaska.

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