Welcome to the Monday after show me, Lomyseth, Kushner.

Admittedly, it's my fault that we're running late because all of a sudden I had this poop pain.

And I haven't pooped for a couple days, so I knew I had to go take care of it usually I

poop in the morning and I try to do it at home because I have you know like one of those

asshole blower well a boday it's called the tushy we have one upstairs here too and it's just

so much better when you go poop to have it because it really feels like it blows off.

Like when you go to pat yourself clean with it, when you go to wipe, like to dry your butthole off because it's been blasted with water, there's nothing there.

Like there's not, it blows every, it really has to be the best way to clean your

butt hole.

Oh yeah.

And the worst way is what I just ran into just a minute ago.

I should have gone upstairs and used the tushy, but my lazy ass wouldn't go up there.

I thought, you know, I could have a clean pinch and I had a level

five smearer. Do you guys ever experience? Oh my God. You're like, is it ever going to end?

Oh, my God. I wonder what determines how much sticks on your butthole compared to like what doesn't because sometimes you'll

really lay a nice one and then you go to wipe and there's just hardly nothing there like it's

a clean pinch and it's super it's super you know one little wipe and there's not there's just not

even a not even a tinge of of brownness and then you get

into what I did today and you're like look at it and it's like oh my god this is going to take

quite a bit so I mean do you guys ever get into the level five smears oh yeah oh they're the

worst I had one yesterday that's that's that's

that's where I should but if you have a a tushy or a a bidet it would just completely take all of

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