Bubba Exclusive |April 20th|Bubba Uncensored
The Bubba Army Podcast
Bubba the Love Sponge Clem
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Bubba messed up his eyebrows and can't let it go
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the after show uncensored. I should say, welcome to the uncensored Monday show. |
| 0:17.7 | I think that's what this show is officially called. |
| 0:20.0 | The Monday Uncensored Show. Me, Lummy, Seth Kushner, Macho Man, if he wants to chime in. What if I told you the show was called Bubba Uncensored? Well, Bubba and crew. It's not just me by myself. What the hell, dude? It's your fucking show. Bubba the Loves Bud shows. It's when is the crew ever came into the equation. |
| 0:40.3 | The hell. Every fucking day. This name of the show for multiple years has been Bubba uncensored. |
| 0:48.4 | But you call it whatever you want. I don't give a shit. I just wanted to let you know. |
| 0:52.3 | Oh, man, Lummi. I hope. I hope. Oh. What's wrong? Your knife? I think I give a shit. I just wanted to let you know. Oh, man, Lumbie. I hope. |
| 1:12.7 | I hope. Oh. What's wrong? Your knife? I think I finally broke it. Oh, no. How'd you break the knife? I don't know. But I think the mechanism, you know, it can only get retracted about a million times. You were at a million one? Yep. I mean, you have used the fuck out of that thing. |
| 1:14.7 | Oh, I have used the fuck out of that thing oh i have used the absolute i mean i've gotten my $19 and 99 cents out of it if that's what we're charged i know i'm |
| 1:19.7 | getting you for your birthday i was just freaking out because i forgot it was the after show |
| 1:23.3 | oh i was dropping yeah were you dumping us no oh okay he was i. I don't have that a building yet. He was actually going home. Because he knew it was over. There's nothing that can change. I can't save that shit. He's probably like, how fucking stupid are these guys in there? Fuck. He said fuck on our fuck. He's like, what the fuck's going on from them saying fuck? Sorry, I got worked up when Bubba started wanting the crew worked into shit. So, yeah, that set me off. You know what? You guys call this show whatever the fuck you want. I don't care. I know I got to show up on Monday, Tuesdays to do an after show. One's with you exclusively on Tuesday. Monday is with you and Lummi and Munch. and then I'm done. How are you feeling about your face? What do you mean? I think it looks fat. Seth, do you want us to rename it? Because I can have Gary renamed it, Bubba and Friends. No, no, well, that's up to Bubba. If Bubba doesn't give a shit, then... Yeah, Bubba and Friends. Or Bubba and Crew. I don't care. I don't really give a fuck. |
| 2:35.2 | I really don't care. You should. Well, I'm saying. Bubb in Friends opens up Pandora's box. Okay, Bubba and Friends. I don't like the way I look clean-shaven. I think I look really fat. It makes me even get on my, stay on my diet even more. Your eyebrows are kind of like shapely. Wonkly? Are they wonky? |
| 2:36.1 | No, I can't, but look like are they are they are they are they are they no are they are those natural I guess |
| 2:42.7 | that's the same no I'm not saying that well what do you mean that fucking well man not that you not |
| 2:47.2 | did you bring it up it look like two caterpillars well I meant like you you trim up my that's right no I do trim them but I think I think maybe |
| 2:55.3 | I fucked up I don't know I'm gonna be honest with you I'm not gonna sit here and try to act like |
| 3:00.7 | they don't look like shit well did you what did you do nothing you did do anything I got my |
| 3:05.0 | haircut and I clean I got a merch crick cuts my hair cut and I clean, I got a shirt cut my hair. |
| 3:09.3 | She cut my hair and I clean, clean shaved on Saturday. |
| 3:14.3 | But I got my hair cut yesterday but I had nothing to do with my eyebrows. |
| 3:17.3 | So the eyebrows? |
| 3:18.3 | My eyebrows look like, won't you look at them in real life? |
| 3:20.3 | Holy shit, man. |
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