How does this start?

This is not going to be anything.

Oprah got a new show.

Beyonce had a baby.

Yo is a 12-month wrap-up, wrap, wrap, wrap, wrap.

You don't know what this is.

No, no.

No.

What is this?

There is, God, this show is so funny.

In 30 Rock, Elizabeth Banks plays a character who marries Alec Baldwin's character.

Yes, yes.

But then Elizabeth Banks got cast his Effie Trinket and had to leave to go film The Hunger Games.

And they were like, fuck, she's literally married to the male lead of the show like how are we

going to write her off so how they write her off which i think is so funny is she is a journalist

like that's her character and she goes to do a story on north korea and gets kidnapped and like

gets kidnapped by north kore Korea and becomes like their propaganda

American news host who has to like give news stories about how bad things are in America

and how great they are in North Korea.

Okay.

So she's gone for like a full season and she can go film the Hunger Games, do the press tour,

all that stuff.

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